Wilfried's coat of arms, inspired by a task in my book Le Malendrier.

Visit Le Malendrier,
It's going to a good school.
On the 21st (March), it is proposed to us,
To blazon the malleolus.
No more fooling around,
We must appeal to the Muses.
Thinking of his Mistress,
The one who knows how to take care of our asses.
Let's summon Ronsard,
And his coat of arms with its cute hole.
I salute you, O malleolus,
Which at the top of the foot seduces,
Here I am, very small,
Contemplating you at the feet of my Idol.
They think I'm crazy,
When I'm reduced,
Lick the varnish,
Of this toenail that's making me panic.
O pretty relief, protruding bone,
You're the malleolus that gives me energy!
Gaillard(E), my tongue ventures on the instep
And just when I think I'm rising
That an order from my Mistress makes me fall back on my haunches:
"Red!"